"The great advantage about telling the truth is that nobody ever believes it." — Dorothy L. Sayers

"Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place." — Josh Billings

"There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American." — O. Henry

"The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents." — Salvador Dali

"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." — Mark Twain

"Who covets more is evermore a slave." — Robert Herrick

"Begin to be now what you will be hereafter." — William James

"Hindsight is always twenty-twenty." — Billy Wilder

"The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up." — Paul Valery

"Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall emerge into the light." — Helen Keller